1 00:00:29,050 --> 00:00:30,650 Ah, Chicken farming. 2 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:37,590 It's an honest living, especially for those who live in the rural state of Iowa. 3 00:00:39,389 --> 00:00:43,277 However, in the summer of 1999, the chicken farming 4 00:00:43,289 --> 00:00:47,190 community would soon be turned into a horror movie. 5 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:50,667 Peter Fowt was your ordinary chicken farming 6 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:53,310 community would soon be turned into a horror movie. 7 00:00:53,311 --> 00:00:57,710 loved his wife and played strip poker on the weekends with all of his male friends. 8 00:01:00,630 --> 00:01:04,655 But one night, after a very heterosexual game to strip 9 00:01:04,667 --> 00:01:08,630 poker, Peter would return home to discover the worst. 10 00:01:09,730 --> 00:01:15,070 Peter's wife, Betty, was caught sleeping with the farm's rooster. 11 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:21,970 The truth was too much to bear, and Peter snapped. 12 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:34,950 I'm here. 13 00:01:50,890 --> 00:01:51,170 Oh. 14 00:01:51,171 --> 00:01:52,171 Oh, 15 00:02:07,820 --> 00:02:14,840 Peter murdered his wife, the rooster, and all 127 chickens on the farm. 16 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,560 It was a massacre. 17 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:21,500 Betty's body was discovered a few days later. 18 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:28,520 However, as for Peter Fowel and his 127 chickens, not a trace was found. 19 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:28,520 What happened to Peter Fowel? 20 00:02:28,521 --> 00:02:29,916 However, as for Peter Fowel and his 127 chickens, not a trace was found. 21 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:31,800 What happened to Peter Fowel? 22 00:02:31,801 --> 00:02:33,880 What happened to the chickens? 23 00:02:35,020 --> 00:02:39,300 Some believe Peter took the chickens and fled to the forest. 24 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:43,320 A man could easily live on those many chickens for years. 25 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:50,646 Others believe Peter ate all of the chickens the night he murdered 26 00:02:50,658 --> 00:02:54,400 his wife, turning him into a half-man half-chicken hybrid. 27 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,680 Both of these theories are very likely to be true. 28 00:02:59,340 --> 00:03:01,780 Which is why we are here today. 29 00:03:01,781 --> 00:03:02,781 day. 30 00:03:09,640 --> 00:03:13,628 My name is Jeffrey Jeremiah Johnson, and I'm here to discover the 31 00:03:13,640 --> 00:03:17,640 truth on what happened to Peter Val, aka Manchikin, aka The Cock. 32 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:22,555 With the help of my trusty cameraman, maximum Matthew 33 00:03:22,567 --> 00:03:26,160 Johnson, we will for sure figure out this mystery. 34 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,640 So join us on the adventure of a lifetime. 35 00:03:29,641 --> 00:03:34,480 Join us on the hunt for manchicken. 36 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:52,941 On summer night in a farm in town in 1999, Old 37 00:03:52,953 --> 00:03:57,160 Peter Fowl and his pals were having a gay old time. 38 00:03:57,480 --> 00:04:01,040 They played a game of poker and stripped down to their wares. 39 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:05,340 We swear they were all head or rote twas for love in the air. 40 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:16,680 know what awaited him that night. 41 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:23,040 He went on the bay, but the bedroom door was locked. 42 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:28,100 He pushed me shut up till it came down, she was making love to the rooster. 43 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,288 Well, Peter snapped and lost his shit, and he murdered his dear wife, Well, Peter snapped and lost his 44 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:51,360 ship and he murdered his dear wife, then he went out to the goo- and then did all the chickens' lies. 45 00:04:51,580 --> 00:04:55,240 killed that rooster, master, and all the other hens. 46 00:04:55,500 --> 00:05:00,720 Then he fled into the forest and devoured his chicken friends. 47 00:05:03,360 --> 00:05:06,960 At least that's what the lid says, and this is why I'm picking. 48 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:13,380 His Peter Fausto, but a man, or his evil magic in you. 49 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:30,760 in the bathroom? 50 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:33,336 acting like it's the first time or something. 51 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:33,840 You know what? 52 00:05:34,344 --> 00:05:35,344 Semantics. 53 00:05:35,540 --> 00:05:37,060 I'm trying to... 54 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:40,820 I'm trying to show you what I want to do with my life, okay? 55 00:05:40,940 --> 00:05:43,340 Like this man-chicken thing. 56 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:45,820 I mean, I can't even believe I haven't heard of it before. 57 00:05:51,990 --> 00:05:55,853 It's fascinating and the fact that nobody has ever gotten crucial 58 00:05:55,865 --> 00:05:59,740 evidence or even a picture of this creature, is mind-boggling me. 59 00:05:59,915 --> 00:06:02,880 And like, I mean, come on, it can be that hard. 60 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:08,160 It's like, we live pretty close by to where the legend takes place. 61 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:13,640 The forest is, it's not that big, you know, how long could it be? 62 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:18,058 And thirdly, we got a camera, we just go into the 63 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:22,020 woods, we filmed mad chicken, become millionaires. 64 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:49,048 I say it's a win-win for me you know I don't know what you're being I'm making a big deal out or anything like that it's pretty stupid that's what it is okay it's not stupid all right this is just like 65 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:56,960 how you thought about with the all the other conspiracy theories that I enjoy talking about like like the like the pig people in Wisconsin of course I didn't believe in the pig people in Wisconsin. 66 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:09,660 that with you look all right you know what about this man chicken believers okay here we go compilation all right how about this you're the true believers of the man chicken legend so why don't you just watch this and then afterwards I dare you I dare you I dare you that man chicken is not real okay so let's just let the believers open your mind a little bit okay check this out you can't tell me it's no man chicken I've 67 00:08:09,672 --> 00:08:13,756 seen him I was out nothing much you my cousin Earl I heard some rust from outdoor other sides of the trees showing up Berrywood big his life and twice is ugly it was man chicken I tell you man chicken yes he does exist he's got big beak and you'll poke your eyes out I don't even know what man chicken is supposed to be I feel like it's a scariest fucking thing to picture a human man chicken that sounds scary as fuck. 68 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,980 Okay all I'm saying is I believe in man chicken. 69 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:19,760 Okay well I'm saying that it's something of nightmares. 70 00:08:20,285 --> 00:08:23,488 Okay look and here here's why all right we already have 71 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:26,600 confirmed reports of giant spiders out in prosperity. 72 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:30,721 I have heard rumors about magical evil bongs and not 73 00:08:30,733 --> 00:08:34,400 to mention that giant flying wasp over Mount Fuji. 74 00:08:34,700 --> 00:08:38,539 I really want to go back to the magical evil bongs but okay fine yeah sure. 75 00:08:39,449 --> 00:08:43,362 This is not this there is no reason if you can believe in Bigfoot and 76 00:08:43,374 --> 00:08:47,300 Lochness, there is absolutely no reason to not believe in manchicken. 77 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,660 Nobody believes in that. 78 00:08:49,715 --> 00:08:51,660 The Bigfoot of Lochness or Manchicken. 79 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:53,180 All of it. 80 00:08:53,355 --> 00:08:54,360 I believe in Manchicken. 81 00:08:54,540 --> 00:08:55,900 Hashtag Believe Him in Manchicken. 82 00:08:56,530 --> 00:09:00,520 He left with 127 chickens. 83 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,720 That wasn't an accident. 84 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:05,800 Numbers have meaning. 85 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:13,920 And 127 specifically represents independence, aloneness, and expl explanation. 86 00:09:13,921 --> 00:09:14,921 exploration. 87 00:09:25,184 --> 00:09:29,152 What could be a more independent move than to cut all ties to the people you know and love going so 88 00:09:29,164 --> 00:09:33,304 far as to murder your own wife to then explore a new way of life into the woods never to be seen again? 89 00:09:36,219 --> 00:09:37,320 And a lowness? 90 00:09:41,059 --> 00:09:47,960 Who could feel more alone than a being that is so unlike anything else on this planet? 91 00:09:48,965 --> 00:09:50,980 Hey guys, Maria Schingle, again. 92 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:53,640 Well, the feds found me. 93 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,093 Because of all the chicken man uproar, I had to have my 94 00:09:57,105 --> 00:09:59,860 car checked for bugs, but I tested the wrong mechanic. 95 00:10:05,009 --> 00:10:08,519 Feds found me and he locked me up but I got away because I am resilient and 96 00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:11,960 I am a fighter and I will keep fighting for the awareness of chicken man. 97 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,680 He's literally everywhere. 98 00:10:35,860 --> 00:10:40,375 I don't know how you guys trails from the plains, which we need to ban all plains and I'm not going to stop until all plains are banned 99 00:10:40,387 --> 00:10:45,016 because of the ken trails creating creatures like this, that are sucking the blood from our children because that makes them live forever. 100 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,560 How are you still so blind to all this? 101 00:10:47,660 --> 00:10:48,660 Blind sheep. 102 00:10:49,569 --> 00:10:50,600 I'm not stopping. 103 00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:54,960 I know the feds are coming for me for spreading all the awareness on this. 104 00:10:55,545 --> 00:10:58,360 I broke into somebody's apartment to hide from the feds. 105 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:08,240 I'm leaving this note here on their wall, so they know the chicken man is here. 106 00:11:09,635 --> 00:11:12,580 And they hopefully will take a stance too. 107 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:18,720 And also, because I have to hide my identity, I'm going to shave my head. 108 00:11:20,485 --> 00:11:22,500 So hopefully no one recognizes me. 109 00:11:24,059 --> 00:11:26,973 If you don't hear from me in 48 hours, I'm 110 00:11:26,985 --> 00:11:30,120 probably dead, or the feds have got me again. 111 00:11:30,595 --> 00:11:33,920 In such case, you guys need to come for me. 112 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:39,280 But until then, no, he is alive. 113 00:11:39,460 --> 00:11:39,460 He is alive. 114 00:11:39,500 --> 00:11:39,740 He is alive. 115 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:39,740 He is alive. 116 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:43,080 well and he is coming to eat your children. 117 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:52,440 No! 118 00:11:53,430 --> 00:11:54,430 Are you a fed? 119 00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:55,160 You're a fed? 120 00:11:55,161 --> 00:11:56,161 Get out my family! 121 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:57,960 Freezy kids! 122 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:07,420 Manchicken. 123 00:12:09,149 --> 00:12:11,900 I summon you back from isolation. 124 00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:17,180 Come to me and we will bring the world to its knees. 125 00:12:27,439 --> 00:12:28,439 Men Chicken. 126 00:12:29,399 --> 00:12:30,399 I summon you. 127 00:12:32,850 --> 00:12:33,850 Yeah. 128 00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:35,170 Yeah. 129 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:36,171 Yeah. 130 00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:39,490 Now tell me after saying that. 131 00:12:40,055 --> 00:12:41,990 That you still don't believe in Man Chicken. 132 00:12:42,769 --> 00:12:43,769 Oh, I believe. 133 00:12:44,685 --> 00:12:47,210 I believe this is exactly why. 134 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:48,670 Your girlfriend dumped your ass. 135 00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:49,930 You know why? 136 00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:51,830 Because you're a loser. 137 00:12:56,190 --> 00:12:57,190 Why would you? 138 00:12:58,930 --> 00:12:59,990 That's so unnecessary. 139 00:13:01,539 --> 00:13:05,411 Like, that just... Well, hey, you know what's even better? 140 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:06,925 I follow her on social media? 141 00:13:07,585 --> 00:13:08,625 It's like, check this out. 142 00:13:08,770 --> 00:13:11,031 Like... Why would you follow my ex-girlfriend on social media? 143 00:13:13,780 --> 00:13:14,450 Check this out. 144 00:13:14,599 --> 00:13:15,270 No, it's not. 145 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:16,490 Yeah, it is, look at this. 146 00:13:16,810 --> 00:13:17,950 Check it out, check it out. 147 00:13:18,170 --> 00:13:19,270 Stop being stupid. 148 00:13:22,929 --> 00:13:23,929 Wait, what is that? 149 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,150 Hey there, friends and fans. 150 00:13:28,715 --> 00:13:29,810 Cindy Boom Boom here. 151 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:33,630 With a relationship update you are not going to believe. 152 00:13:34,845 --> 00:13:38,030 Make sure you like and subscribe to get caught up on all the juicy drama. 153 00:13:40,039 --> 00:13:43,110 Anyway, back to the dish bag at hand. 154 00:13:45,190 --> 00:13:49,178 He might be wondering why I'm in this random alley, in front 155 00:13:49,190 --> 00:13:53,190 of this random building which just happens to be a mote out. 156 00:13:55,629 --> 00:13:59,010 Because I know that motherfucker is cheating on me. 157 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,710 And you are going to help me catch him. 158 00:14:03,925 --> 00:14:06,810 Right here, right now, in front of everyone. 159 00:14:08,794 --> 00:14:10,810 That cheating bastard never stood a chance. 160 00:14:11,510 --> 00:14:12,510 Let's go. 161 00:14:42,370 --> 00:14:43,870 I knew it. 162 00:14:51,070 --> 00:14:51,790 I knew it. 163 00:14:51,910 --> 00:14:52,910 I knew it. 164 00:14:53,190 --> 00:14:55,290 We're in a kitchen area right now. 165 00:15:09,185 --> 00:15:11,046 Jeffrey, Jeremiah, John, I know you're in there. 166 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:12,070 And to the store, I know. 167 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:18,880 I know you're in there. 168 00:15:18,881 --> 00:15:19,340 Where's she out? 169 00:15:19,680 --> 00:15:21,000 I know you have her in here. 170 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:21,800 Let me see. 171 00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:22,900 Is she in the bed? 172 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,120 Where's she in the bed? 173 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:24,240 Where is she in the bed? 174 00:15:24,449 --> 00:15:26,820 Where is she, Jeffrey? 175 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,280 What? 176 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:29,760 I saw you. 177 00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:33,980 Why else would you be in a motel unless you were cheating on me? 178 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:36,820 What the phone? 179 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:37,880 Where's the light? 180 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:40,440 Absolutely ridiculous. 181 00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:41,745 Aha! 182 00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,700 You're so fucking looking at you. 183 00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:47,039 Where is she? 184 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:49,700 Where's the fucking skate you're hiding? 185 00:15:57,950 --> 00:15:58,950 Where's she, Jeffrey? 186 00:15:59,545 --> 00:16:00,920 I fucking know she's in here. 187 00:16:01,900 --> 00:16:02,940 Where are you at, bitch? 188 00:16:03,245 --> 00:16:04,245 Come on out. 189 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:06,480 What the fuck? 190 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,180 Hey! 191 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:09,900 Hey! 192 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200 Sure the foot? 193 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,020 Yeah, yeah we're live. 194 00:16:13,645 --> 00:16:16,040 We're going, we're catching you in the fucking ass. 195 00:16:16,140 --> 00:16:17,260 Where's your, your mistress? 196 00:16:17,625 --> 00:16:18,625 You're cheating on me. 197 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,080 What are you talking about? 198 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,120 You're cheating on me. 199 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,160 You're in a motel. 200 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:25,320 A seedy motel. 201 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:26,440 It's not bad. 202 00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:27,620 It. 203 00:16:28,149 --> 00:16:29,200 What are you doing here?. 204 00:16:29,201 --> 00:16:29,820 . 205 00:16:29,821 --> 00:16:34,060 Did you order a hooker? 206 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:34,800 No. 207 00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:35,900 Is there a hooker here? 208 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:38,960 What in the actual? 209 00:16:40,349 --> 00:16:42,220 This is absolutely disgusting. 210 00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:45,576 Why would you think I have to cheat on you? 211 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:46,600 You're my girlfriend. 212 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:47,770 I like you. 213 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,140 There's no one here. 214 00:16:51,884 --> 00:16:53,240 You're explaining nothing. 215 00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:54,700 You're in a motel. 216 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,880 What are you? 217 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,880 You're my girlfriend. 218 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,880 I like you. 219 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,880 There's no one here. 220 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,880 You're explaining nothing. 221 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:54,880 You're in a motel. 222 00:16:55,380 --> 00:16:55,840 What are you? 223 00:16:56,339 --> 00:16:57,220 You're yelling at me. 224 00:16:57,270 --> 00:17:02,740 Well, oh, oh, look at this pathetic motherfucker think he's going to pull one on me. 225 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:03,680 Where's she at? 226 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:04,780 Where's the skank? 227 00:17:04,819 --> 00:17:05,599 There's no one here. 228 00:17:05,819 --> 00:17:06,819 Where's the skank? 229 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:08,000 There's no one here. 230 00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:09,001 There's no one here. 231 00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:11,619 I know she's in here. 232 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:12,780 Where'd you hide her? 233 00:17:12,781 --> 00:17:13,781 Where'd you hide her? 234 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:16,940 Where'd you hide her? 235 00:17:18,189 --> 00:17:18,859 There's no one here. 236 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,260 Is there a fucking prostitute in here? 237 00:17:22,184 --> 00:17:24,020 No, what are you talking about? 238 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,340 Why would I have a prostitute? 239 00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:26,444 You're my girlfriend. 240 00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:27,300 Really? 241 00:17:27,625 --> 00:17:31,340 Then why are you in a motel room with a skank? 242 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:35,400 What are you doing? 243 00:17:36,474 --> 00:17:38,020 Do not lie to me. 244 00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,000 Do not lie to them. 245 00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:45,310 Okay, you want the truth? 246 00:17:45,459 --> 00:17:46,810 Yeah, we want the truth. 247 00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:53,630 Okay, well, I was going to surprise you for love. 248 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:55,530 This hotel room? 249 00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:56,730 No, not the hotel. 250 00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:01,850 I was meeting someone here, not like that, not like that. 251 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,930 I met this guy online, not like that. 252 00:18:04,931 --> 00:18:06,411 I met this guy online, not like that. 253 00:18:06,659 --> 00:18:14,110 And he met me here because he got me a good deal on some Bigfoot hair. 254 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,190 What are you talking about? 255 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,290 Bigfoot hair. 256 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:20,870 What are you talking about? 257 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:21,850 Bigfoot hair. 258 00:18:22,070 --> 00:18:23,730 He's lost his mind. 259 00:18:24,124 --> 00:18:26,030 He's lost his ever-loving mind. 260 00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:26,910 Bigfoot hair? 261 00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:28,230 It's right there. 262 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:30,770 The fuck? 263 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,110 I've lost my mind. 264 00:18:32,470 --> 00:18:33,470 The fuck is this. 265 00:18:33,525 --> 00:18:34,525 I got a good deal too. 266 00:18:37,570 --> 00:18:38,730 This is a pubes! 267 00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:39,731 These are pubes! 268 00:18:40,214 --> 00:18:41,370 These are pubes! 269 00:18:42,359 --> 00:18:43,910 Those are definitely pubes! 270 00:18:44,569 --> 00:18:45,410 Oh, it's not a few foot hair. 271 00:18:45,450 --> 00:18:46,770 How much should you pay for that? 272 00:18:46,895 --> 00:18:47,895 You paid for that? 273 00:18:48,350 --> 00:18:48,590 Yeah! 274 00:18:48,999 --> 00:18:50,130 Are you serious? 275 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:51,370 I got a good deal too. 276 00:18:51,470 --> 00:18:52,470 Oh my God. 277 00:18:53,034 --> 00:18:54,310 I can't, I can't. 278 00:18:55,190 --> 00:18:58,410 That is... possibly not be Bigfoot air. 279 00:18:58,411 --> 00:19:01,530 We live in Iowa, there is no possible way. 280 00:19:01,670 --> 00:19:03,730 There is a Bigfoot here in Iowa. 281 00:19:05,509 --> 00:19:06,670 What are you saying he lied to me? 282 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:08,530 Yes, I'm saying he liked you. 283 00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:09,810 You're saying people online. 284 00:19:10,030 --> 00:19:14,230 Oh, yes, he's sold you his fucking pubes. 285 00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:20,330 Dude, I can't take, I can't take the werewolf teeth. 286 00:19:50,099 --> 00:19:53,891 I can't take the leprokon toe nails I can't take the lizard slime I don't I can't keep track of everything that you do all I know is I can't do with you and your tiny micro penis anymore this is 287 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:57,745 over three inches is over it's over it's over it's micro it's micro it's Make sure you like share and subscribe for more makeup tips tomorrow and see what my next relationship journey will entail. 288 00:19:57,769 --> 00:19:58,870 I'm still here. 289 00:20:04,199 --> 00:20:07,279 Yeah, that's a great breakup video is and I let the thumbs up and everything. 290 00:20:13,139 --> 00:20:17,320 You know what, I'm not, no, I'm not dealing with that. 291 00:20:18,389 --> 00:20:20,964 It's, it's, it's in the past, it's like, you 292 00:20:20,976 --> 00:20:23,680 know what, I'm not, I'm not dealing with that. 293 00:20:23,929 --> 00:20:25,615 It's in the past, it's like, we broke up, it's fine. 294 00:20:25,639 --> 00:20:28,980 She can do whatever she wants her social media. 295 00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:30,120 It's her social media. 296 00:20:32,294 --> 00:20:33,540 I'm going to move forward now. 297 00:20:33,755 --> 00:20:34,755 I don't eat her. 298 00:20:34,904 --> 00:20:36,200 I have a man chicken now. 299 00:20:37,784 --> 00:20:40,720 Yeah, it's like, that's what I'm focusing on, okay? 300 00:20:41,654 --> 00:20:44,143 I already spend enough money on this documentary 301 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:46,240 already, so that's what I'm focusing on. 302 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:49,440 And what do you mean money? 303 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:50,715 You don't have any money? 304 00:20:55,759 --> 00:20:57,119 Money, you're talking about money. 305 00:20:58,379 --> 00:20:59,379 Uh, what do you mean? 306 00:20:59,419 --> 00:21:01,536 Just like, you know, rent's coming up and everything? 307 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,060 I didn't say anything about money. 308 00:21:04,419 --> 00:21:05,979 You clearly said something about money. 309 00:21:08,579 --> 00:21:10,080 How much money did you spend? 310 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:17,440 How much? 311 00:21:17,441 --> 00:21:18,441 How much?. 312 00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,240 $500? 313 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:24,740 $500? 314 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:26,030 $500. 315 00:21:57,000 --> 00:22:06,503 dollars on this stuff stop stop stop Jesus we're family we're family I don't care about this conspiracy stuff we have red sets coming up yeah I know and once we get man chicken footage I will have rent money plus more just let's rent money plus more just like I'm 316 00:22:06,515 --> 00:22:11,654 not doing this stuff with you just like what do you mean not doing this stuff I'm not gonna do this stuff with you you need to get out of here just 317 00:22:11,678 --> 00:22:17,880 like this isn't even your camera this is my camera you know what what are you doing I'm taking this camera this is mine Just being irrational right now. 318 00:22:18,499 --> 00:22:19,500 Just get back in here. 319 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:20,800 Just please. 320 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:21,900 Fine. 321 00:22:24,209 --> 00:22:25,209 So high strong. 322 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:34,701 All right, now, look, I know this is sounding crazy and stuff 323 00:22:34,713 --> 00:22:38,680 like this, but there's a lot of money in these conspiracies. 324 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:38,840 You're things, okay? 325 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:38,840 Have you seen like those urban legend shows and stuff like that? 326 00:22:38,841 --> 00:22:39,400 But, but there's a lot of money in these conspiracies, you're things, okay? 327 00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:42,880 Have you seen like those urban legend shows and stuff like that? 328 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:45,960 Well, there you go. 329 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,930 We get some footage and we sell it to one of those networks, make 330 00:22:53,942 --> 00:22:57,880 some money, and then pay rent and all that stuff and, you know. 331 00:22:59,319 --> 00:23:00,480 Pay just rent time. 332 00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,099 I'm not even going to get paid for it? 333 00:23:02,359 --> 00:23:05,540 Well, I mean, no, it's... 334 00:23:06,389 --> 00:23:08,429 Can you start scratching your balls and talk to me? 335 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,480 It's it's it's itching. 336 00:23:09,550 --> 00:23:14,360 I'm sorry, it's... Look, look, let's... 337 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:21,060 I know I'm not the best person or clearly, but all right, that's... 338 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,680 But I just need some help, right? 339 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:26,340 Can you just help me, please? 340 00:23:40,510 --> 00:23:44,658 It's that time of week again, time to get fucked up, time to get pissed drunk, 341 00:23:44,670 --> 00:23:48,510 walk through the door, eight bitches on the floor, got a bottle in hand. 342 00:23:51,290 --> 00:23:53,990 Let mead, need blood flow to the shrimp. 343 00:23:56,425 --> 00:23:59,070 See a girl with a little step in her skin. 344 00:23:59,630 --> 00:24:02,290 Said her name is Molly Pig Tails and all. 345 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:05,090 Imagine her mouth with the massive slong. 346 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:08,210 I'm getting turned on, with my heart on. 347 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:12,530 Take the scene somewhere obscene to where I'm seen. 348 00:24:12,910 --> 00:24:14,010 You know what I mean. 349 00:24:24,870 --> 00:24:27,010 real quick but the busted nut bitch. 350 00:24:27,450 --> 00:24:28,450 Oh shit. 351 00:24:29,650 --> 00:24:31,190 I came in her face. 352 00:24:32,590 --> 00:24:33,890 A game in her face. 353 00:24:35,650 --> 00:24:37,690 Seaman all over the place. 354 00:24:41,750 --> 00:24:42,750 MOC. 355 00:24:43,510 --> 00:24:46,110 My over conscience. 356 00:24:47,690 --> 00:24:48,990 beliefs are just nonsense. 357 00:24:58,060 --> 00:25:04,540 tell me that you don't believe in any conspiracy theories? 358 00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:06,720 No. 359 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,820 Bigfoot. 360 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,020 Nope. 361 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,700 Uh, uh, Lockness Monster. 362 00:25:17,460 --> 00:25:18,680 No, I do not believe. 363 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:26,400 aliens. 364 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,060 Nope. 365 00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:40,002 All right, one I know you're just fucking with me because, okay, I can, I can kind of understand the people people, I can kind 366 00:25:40,014 --> 00:25:44,116 of understand the people being skeptic, I guess, towards Lochness and everything, you know, I can kind of understand the, uh, 367 00:25:44,140 --> 00:25:48,620 people being skeptic, I guess, towards Loch Ness and everything, you know. 368 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,660 But aliens, no, you're just, you're just fucking with me. 369 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,040 No, that's, no. 370 00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:08,127 And, no, I mean, Area 51, the, the, the pictures, the, little green, little gray men, you don't believe, 371 00:26:08,139 --> 00:26:12,480 yeah, okay, okay, yeah, okay, yeah, I'm the, yeah, I'm the, yeah, I'm the crazy one of this situation, Okay. 372 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:16,360 Yeah, you are. 373 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,980 This whole crowd of people. 374 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:21,900 They all parked there. 375 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:23,656 Everyone's trying to find me and chicken. 376 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:24,680 Oh my God. 377 00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,140 You're mocking the situation, aren't you? 378 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:32,520 No, definitely not. 379 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:35,580 We're going to find manchicken. 380 00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:39,220 Yeah, yeah, we are. 381 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,580 that tone, but yes. 382 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:49,140 All right, ladies and gentlemen, and just stopped ahead. 383 00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:52,860 Right across that bridge is where manchicken lives. 384 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,424 Oh, you know what, actually, um, could you like 385 00:26:56,436 --> 00:26:58,880 a pull over, I want to do like an intro thing. 386 00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,201 So... We're going straight to the woods. 387 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,860 No, we can just pull over right here in this gas station. 388 00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:05,516 No, we can... 389 00:27:19,536 --> 00:27:21,920 dude, dude... lives a legendary manchicken. 390 00:27:22,715 --> 00:27:26,940 And today, me and my cameraman are going to describe the truth. 391 00:27:28,204 --> 00:27:32,840 You know, for decades, this legend has lived on inside this town. 392 00:27:33,524 --> 00:27:37,720 And today, we are going to... 393 00:27:37,944 --> 00:27:43,180 Hey, do you mind? 394 00:27:43,694 --> 00:27:45,820 Can you just focus, please, like, I know you don't want to... 395 00:27:45,821 --> 00:27:47,507 Hey, like, do you mind, like, can you just 396 00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:49,421 focus please, like, I know you don't want to... 397 00:27:50,839 --> 00:27:52,479 You think you're pretty funny, don't you? 398 00:27:56,354 --> 00:27:57,660 I can't do this. 399 00:28:29,349 --> 00:28:34,030 We are now in the woods of the legendary man chicken. 400 00:28:37,500 --> 00:28:38,500 You feel that? 401 00:28:43,729 --> 00:28:47,980 So, today, we're going to go in these woods. 402 00:28:58,589 --> 00:29:02,313 Now there's been stories about some sort of chicken din where the man 403 00:29:02,325 --> 00:29:06,440 chicken likes to hibernate during this time of year and we're gonna find it. 404 00:29:07,649 --> 00:29:13,760 So join us today and discover the mysteries with us. 405 00:29:18,129 --> 00:29:21,980 one of those documentaries where we don't find anything is it? 406 00:29:25,389 --> 00:29:26,590 You're a very negative person. 407 00:29:28,755 --> 00:29:29,755 All right, it's... 408 00:29:30,609 --> 00:29:32,250 All right, we... 409 00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:34,510 I showed you the footage, okay? 410 00:29:35,034 --> 00:29:36,350 This thing is real, all right? 411 00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:41,870 It's not some sort of hocus, kind of thing, all right? 412 00:29:41,871 --> 00:29:42,871 This is real. 413 00:29:43,100 --> 00:29:44,100 We just got to find it. 414 00:29:44,714 --> 00:29:47,611 Okay, this is it... what do you think you're doing right now? 415 00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:52,135 You think we're shooting like some sort of shitty B-movie found 416 00:29:52,147 --> 00:29:56,210 footage film where we just film ourselves walking for 90 minutes? 417 00:29:58,309 --> 00:29:59,309 Like, come on. 418 00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:04,480 Wait, is that the main chicken? 419 00:31:06,299 --> 00:31:07,560 Oh, wait. 420 00:31:08,669 --> 00:31:11,380 No, it's a squirrel. 421 00:31:13,504 --> 00:31:16,180 All right, let's keep looking. 422 00:31:26,380 --> 00:31:27,860 There's a lot of sticks out here. 423 00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:36,440 Oh man, you see that? 424 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:37,900 Mm-hmm, yeah. 425 00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:41,540 Looks like lightning or something struck this tree. 426 00:31:42,129 --> 00:31:43,900 It looks pretty dangerous. 427 00:31:44,524 --> 00:31:45,524 Could fall in any second. 428 00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:48,100 Yeah. 429 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,500 Yeah. 430 00:31:51,049 --> 00:31:53,304 You know, I heard that manchicken's pretty 431 00:31:53,316 --> 00:31:55,960 strong enough to where they can knock down trees. 432 00:31:58,799 --> 00:31:59,999 So, are you serious right now? 433 00:32:02,779 --> 00:32:04,739 Don't underestimate the strength of a manchicken. 434 00:32:06,419 --> 00:32:07,539 It's how you get in trouble. 435 00:32:10,379 --> 00:32:12,880 How I get in trouble with what? 436 00:32:13,940 --> 00:32:14,940 Manchicken? 437 00:32:16,700 --> 00:32:17,700 Yeah.. 438 00:32:20,870 --> 00:32:21,870 Keep going. 439 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:25,400 Man, can we hurry up? 440 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,460 It's getting cold. 441 00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:28,520 It's not even that cold. 442 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,880 All right, well, do you even have a plan to catch this thing? 443 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:37,920 Yeah, I got a plan. 444 00:32:38,404 --> 00:32:40,420 I think I'm just like some sort of stupid head. 445 00:32:41,759 --> 00:32:42,800 Just pass me the backpack. 446 00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:45,920 All right. 447 00:32:53,490 --> 00:32:54,490 You want to know my plan? 448 00:32:54,650 --> 00:32:55,650 Here's some plan. 449 00:32:56,139 --> 00:32:57,947 And honestly, I don't know why people thought 450 00:32:57,959 --> 00:32:59,899 this before, because it's pretty goddamn genius. 451 00:33:00,179 --> 00:33:05,270 All right, so let me ask you something. 452 00:33:07,234 --> 00:33:12,190 What do chickens and humans both enjoy? 453 00:33:14,330 --> 00:33:15,330 For what? 454 00:33:19,104 --> 00:33:21,990 They both enjoy. 455 00:33:23,230 --> 00:33:24,230 You ready for this? 456 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:28,200 ready for this? 457 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,220 bread.. 458 00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:32,959 What we're going to do? 459 00:33:34,064 --> 00:33:35,500 We're going to lay this spread out. 460 00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:38,360 We're going to wait for manchicken to come get it. 461 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:39,840 We're going to film them. 462 00:33:40,870 --> 00:33:42,470 And then we're going to be millionaires. 463 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:44,560 It's really that simple. 464 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,080 He is so stupid. 465 00:33:50,544 --> 00:33:54,660 You think bread is going to capture a man chicken. 466 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:57,440 Yeah.. 467 00:33:58,264 --> 00:34:02,860 Have you ever seen people feeding birds out in like the park and stuff? 468 00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:04,420 Well, they feed them. 469 00:34:04,660 --> 00:34:05,660 Bread. 470 00:34:05,765 --> 00:34:06,765 What do people like? 471 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:07,880 Sandwiches. 472 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,159 What are sandwiches made with? 473 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:09,719 Bread. 474 00:34:10,274 --> 00:34:11,274 This is good. 475 00:34:11,409 --> 00:34:12,409 I know what I'm doing. 476 00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:13,719 I'm a genius. 477 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:14,520 Fuck you. 478 00:34:14,859 --> 00:34:15,859 We're doing this. 479 00:34:19,045 --> 00:34:20,260 So, we're gonna... 480 00:34:21,639 --> 00:34:31,321 What's gonna... We're just gonna... We're gonna take this... Here. 481 00:34:31,580 --> 00:34:31,679 Open it. 482 00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,200 No, I got to open it for you too, huh? 483 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,060 God, you're so useless. 484 00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:38,800 Can't find a man chicken. 485 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:42,460 Can't open a bag of bread. 486 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:43,360 Here you go. 487 00:34:43,644 --> 00:34:46,540 Okay, we are going to find the man chicken. 488 00:34:47,399 --> 00:34:49,460 You need to quit being such a negative Nancy. 489 00:34:52,260 --> 00:34:55,832 And honestly, dude, you just need to get all the way off of my 490 00:34:55,844 --> 00:34:59,660 dick, because, quite frankly, you are going to look pretty stupid. 491 00:34:59,985 --> 00:35:06,040 at the end of day when you realize that this is going to work. 492 00:35:08,790 --> 00:35:09,790 Grab the stuff. 493 00:35:11,010 --> 00:35:12,010 Grab the stuff. 494 00:35:12,284 --> 00:35:13,390 Grab the stuff. 495 00:35:15,534 --> 00:35:16,850 The bait is there. 496 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:18,260 Grab their other bread too. 497 00:35:18,910 --> 00:35:20,090 Oh Jesus Christ. 498 00:35:22,004 --> 00:35:25,290 Now, we're just going to wait and we're going to fill my chicken. 499 00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:27,330 Let's go. 500 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,141 So we had the bait now we just got away from mentioning to arrive and 501 00:35:49,153 --> 00:35:52,820 we will all see the legend revealed so all we gotta do now is wait 502 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:35,450 any minute now any minute now. 503 00:37:34,035 --> 00:37:38,026 April have you heard the urban legend about Peter Fowl by any chance yeah okay you heard the man caught his wife having love making love to a rooster and the urban legend is he killed all of the chickens and did you hear that there is a high potentiality that he is a 504 00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:42,056 chicken man like he went off to become a chicken man yes I've heard the myth do you believe these myths no no April there have been numerous sightings in that area of that creature do you really believe I believe it I believe it stuff and I believe in the man chicken. 505 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:42,760 Who's they? 506 00:37:42,854 --> 00:37:43,854 They, they. 507 00:37:44,140 --> 00:37:47,000 The government, the various members of the media. 508 00:37:47,220 --> 00:37:47,460 Listen. 509 00:37:47,599 --> 00:37:48,660 Do you believe in Bigfoot? 510 00:37:49,355 --> 00:37:52,280 I do to a degree because the thing is it's an animal. 511 00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:55,260 It looks like the natural progression of man and ape. 512 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,713 And yeah, apparently, so for the audience that doesn't know, Peter foul was a gentleman who had a wife who had a wife, named Betty and he one day unfortunately caught his wife making love to a rooster making love 513 00:38:18,725 --> 00:38:22,850 making love and he went so nuts he killed Betty they found Betty later and then he disappeared with a hundred twenty seven chickens for Betty yes and people think that he is the man chicken but you are skeptical. 514 00:38:22,874 --> 00:38:23,874 That's ridiculous. 515 00:38:25,260 --> 00:38:29,073 Well, April, you are one of the more intelligent, intuitive people I know, but 516 00:38:29,085 --> 00:38:32,960 you seemed a little, you seem a little closed off to this idea of the manchipp. 517 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:36,160 I mean, Bigfoot, Sasquatch, maybe. 518 00:38:36,714 --> 00:38:39,380 But a manchicken, it just, I can't picture it. 519 00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:41,240 Like, that's just impossible. 520 00:38:42,839 --> 00:38:44,820 Like how you just grow feathers. 521 00:38:45,154 --> 00:38:46,640 And you just grow a beak? 522 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,800 Okay, but bear with my reasoning here. 523 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:50,740 You. 524 00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:51,540 You look at dinosaur. 525 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You. 526 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You. 527 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You. 528 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You. 529 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look. 530 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look. 531 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look. 532 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look. 533 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look at dinosaur. 534 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look at a. 535 00:38:51,700 --> 00:38:51,700 You look. 536 00:38:51,870 --> 00:38:52,870 bones, right? 537 00:38:53,364 --> 00:38:54,920 And then you look at chicken bones. 538 00:38:55,424 --> 00:38:56,940 They've evolved into chickens. 539 00:38:57,334 --> 00:38:59,174 You look at a chicken, it's a little dinosaur. 540 00:38:59,520 --> 00:38:59,520 Yeah. 541 00:38:59,521 --> 00:38:59,860 You know? 542 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:03,280 So what if man chicken was the next step? 543 00:39:13,370 --> 00:39:15,620 Like Okay, like what would he even look like? 544 00:39:16,265 --> 00:39:18,120 Like with a, he would have a beak. 545 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,920 He's, did he shrink? 546 00:39:20,134 --> 00:39:23,100 Well, no, no, no, what, well, that's the thing, that's a good question. 547 00:39:23,460 --> 00:39:28,760 This chicken man, I believe, is, is thought to be of human proportions. 548 00:39:29,169 --> 00:39:31,529 And you asked a very good question, what does he look like? 549 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:41,040 His be like, he'd be like, he'd beak. 550 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:22,888 I didn't say that okay okay okay yeah I feel I feel you but so because you don't believe in the man chicken do you not fear the man chicken I fear the man chicken no I'm not like staying up late at night worrying 551 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:31,360 about the man chicken oh but Sasquatch and whatnot that in Loch Ness that's We're gonna get to the bottom of this and we're gonna we're gonna really get to the bottom of this man-chicken fiasco after these words 552 00:41:55,830 --> 00:41:56,920 We're so close. 553 00:41:57,370 --> 00:41:58,370 We're so close. 554 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,660 I mean, we're in the woods. 555 00:42:01,194 --> 00:42:02,340 There are animals out here. 556 00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:03,540 Anyone could eat that? 557 00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:05,180 Oh yeah? 558 00:42:05,635 --> 00:42:07,640 What animal doesn't eat the crust? 559 00:42:08,500 --> 00:42:08,640 Huh? 560 00:42:09,325 --> 00:42:10,080 Yeah, I got to say there. 561 00:42:10,081 --> 00:42:10,520 Yeah, look at that. 562 00:42:10,894 --> 00:42:11,894 Only the crust. 563 00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:13,790 Who would take off the crust? 564 00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:14,880 What animal? 565 00:42:15,234 --> 00:42:16,234 Manchicken? 566 00:42:18,110 --> 00:42:19,140 Yeah, I got to say there. 567 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,520 See? 568 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,600 See, we're close. 569 00:42:31,490 --> 00:42:35,407 We're close and you just can't admit that I actually knew what I was talking about right there 570 00:42:35,419 --> 00:42:39,140 evidence there you don't like it yeah suck my penis here chicken we're coming for you all 571 00:42:50,710 --> 00:42:54,846 right we need to stop for a minute because we have been walking around 572 00:42:54,858 --> 00:42:58,710 these woods aimlessly just randomly walking in random directions. 573 00:42:59,710 --> 00:43:01,718 All right we need to stop for a minute found 574 00:43:01,730 --> 00:43:03,750 shit and you're not even paying me for this. 575 00:43:07,204 --> 00:43:09,050 Okay first off attitude. 576 00:43:10,450 --> 00:43:17,730 Secondly I told you once we get the footage we become millionaires and then I pay you. 577 00:43:17,750 --> 00:43:19,090 Oh millionaires well I'm sure. 578 00:43:20,810 --> 00:43:23,370 All right there's no need for that that's just that's just mean. 579 00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:27,407 All right you just this is filmmaking okay all 580 00:43:27,419 --> 00:43:30,790 right you all right you should know this by now. 581 00:43:30,791 --> 00:43:35,930 It's not my fault that you're just a little little whiny baby. 582 00:43:36,470 --> 00:43:37,690 All right, whatever. 583 00:43:38,934 --> 00:43:40,290 You can keep going if you want. 584 00:43:40,874 --> 00:43:41,590 I'm taking a break. 585 00:43:41,884 --> 00:43:43,706 See how far you get without your cameraman there, big guy. 586 00:43:43,730 --> 00:43:44,730 Where you going? 587 00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:46,090 Hey, I'm taking a rest. 588 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:46,370 I'm taking a rest. 589 00:43:46,371 --> 00:43:47,371 I'm taking a rest. 590 00:43:53,894 --> 00:43:57,510 I'm taking a rest. 591 00:43:57,511 --> 00:43:59,130 I'm tired of this shit! 592 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,470 I'm tired of this shit! 593 00:44:03,420 --> 00:44:04,420 Taking up rest. 594 00:44:29,275 --> 00:44:30,475 All right, let's keep filming. 595 00:44:32,170 --> 00:44:33,170 Jeff? 596 00:44:36,180 --> 00:44:37,180 Where'd you go? 597 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,200 Jeff! 598 00:44:56,495 --> 00:44:57,940 Where'd you go? 599 00:45:02,964 --> 00:45:03,964 Jeff! 600 00:45:10,090 --> 00:45:11,090 Jeff, can you hear me? 601 00:45:15,339 --> 00:45:17,000 Jeff, where are you? 602 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:22,640 Jeff, where are you? 603 00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,680 Jeff? 604 00:45:26,404 --> 00:45:28,900 Jeff, I'm coming. 605 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,800 Go, what the hell, Jeff? 606 00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:34,801 Oh, what the hell, Jeff? 607 00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:37,200 Jesus, man. 608 00:45:41,970 --> 00:45:44,090 I thought you were in trouble, how are you screaming? 609 00:45:44,810 --> 00:45:45,970 No, I was just taking a poop. 610 00:45:46,010 --> 00:45:47,770 Why are you screaming that loudly? 611 00:45:48,010 --> 00:45:48,370 What's wrong? 612 00:45:48,371 --> 00:45:50,066 Because I don't have a lot of fire my diet, okay? 613 00:45:50,090 --> 00:45:51,090 Get off my back! 614 00:45:53,300 --> 00:45:54,740 We didn't bring toilet paper though. 615 00:45:56,550 --> 00:45:57,030 Yeah, I know. 616 00:45:57,265 --> 00:45:58,270 Well, then how did you? 617 00:45:58,329 --> 00:45:59,329 Pine cones. 618 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,300 Let's get looking for a man chicken. 619 00:46:04,030 --> 00:46:05,030 Weird, weirdo? 620 00:46:40,700 --> 00:46:41,740 What are you doing? 621 00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:45,700 film some nature shots. 622 00:46:47,595 --> 00:46:49,660 Looks more like filler to me. 623 00:46:51,860 --> 00:46:54,660 Like, seriously, dude, we only have so much memory on that camera. 624 00:46:54,859 --> 00:46:57,500 Like, we need to say that for Manchikin. 625 00:46:57,544 --> 00:47:00,260 Like, let's go. 626 00:47:00,261 --> 00:47:01,261 What's going around? 627 00:47:08,550 --> 00:47:09,560 No, I'm serious, yeah. 628 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:13,080 It felt like a dog head was coming out of there or something. 629 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:15,020 God, you are disgusting. 630 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,000 I'm just being honest. 631 00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:19,740 What? 632 00:47:20,049 --> 00:47:21,049 Oh my God. 633 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,280 Get out of my wife! 634 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 Jesus Christ! 635 00:47:25,120 --> 00:47:26,120 What? 636 00:47:41,580 --> 00:47:42,580 Man chicken? 637 00:47:44,524 --> 00:47:45,724 You think this is man chicken? 638 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,820 How can it not be? 639 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:52,481 There's feathers and... Oh! 640 00:47:55,105 --> 00:48:01,060 There's an egg!... you know, could have fell out of a bird's neck... 641 00:48:01,061 --> 00:48:02,061 that's from this tree. 642 00:48:04,164 --> 00:48:06,260 I'm not here in your negativity anymore. 643 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:12,380 This is clearly, the feathers match what has been documented before. 644 00:48:13,024 --> 00:48:14,580 Egg right there. 645 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,260 Chickens don't lay in trees. 646 00:48:19,970 --> 00:48:23,880 This is clearly, like, yeah. 647 00:48:24,444 --> 00:48:28,000 Then he... Okay, hey, hey, what?. 648 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:31,040 Let me... 649 00:48:42,750 --> 00:48:47,438 for you p brains what happened here I know exactly what happened please do enlighten me all right well here we go all 650 00:48:47,450 --> 00:48:52,110 right man chicken here I am oh I got a little scratch my back you see little scratch scratch you get it and then Pa! 651 00:48:52,894 --> 00:48:55,170 Then he walked off and boom! 652 00:48:57,190 --> 00:48:58,190 How very amusing! 653 00:49:01,910 --> 00:49:03,360 What else could it be? 654 00:49:06,184 --> 00:49:09,280 This is it, we're close, we're close to the din. 655 00:49:09,744 --> 00:49:10,744 I can tell. 656 00:49:11,064 --> 00:49:14,920 See, I told you, like, this is all evidence and... 657 00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:19,600 You're going to feel really stupid when we get to that din. 658 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,640 I can tell. 659 00:49:21,345 --> 00:49:22,680 Yeah, I'm totally sure. 660 00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:23,800 I'm going to feel stupid. 661 00:49:24,070 --> 00:49:25,620 This whole thing is stupid. 662 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:29,520 What more evidence do you need? 663 00:49:30,404 --> 00:49:31,500 Look, there's the egg. 664 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:32,740 There's the egg. 665 00:49:32,741 --> 00:49:32,920 There's the egg. 666 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:33,800 Okay? 667 00:49:34,270 --> 00:49:36,310 Yeah, I see an egg, but I don't see no man chicken. 668 00:49:36,790 --> 00:49:37,790 But we're close. 669 00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:40,700 I'm sure we're close. 670 00:49:42,069 --> 00:49:43,069 Dude, this is evidence. 671 00:49:43,630 --> 00:49:45,620 Like, what else do you need? 672 00:49:45,714 --> 00:49:46,714 There's the egg. 673 00:49:47,384 --> 00:49:48,384 There's the egg. 674 00:49:50,650 --> 00:49:53,940 Like, you know what, you need to be in so negative, okay? 675 00:49:54,410 --> 00:49:55,410 Because this is good. 676 00:49:55,865 --> 00:49:56,600 We're getting close. 677 00:49:56,844 --> 00:50:01,860 We're going to find the din and you just quit being a little bitch, all right? 678 00:50:02,504 --> 00:50:03,980 I need quit being a little bitch. 679 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:04,560 Yeah, you need to quit being a little bitch. 680 00:50:04,561 --> 00:50:05,200 Yeah, you need to put me a little bitch. 681 00:50:05,580 --> 00:50:06,580 Bitch. 682 00:50:08,609 --> 00:50:13,340 I mean, that's what I think about it. 683 00:50:18,610 --> 00:50:20,060 Look at your bitch ass face. 684 00:50:22,970 --> 00:50:24,280 Why would you do that? 685 00:50:24,934 --> 00:50:26,380 Because there's no man chicken. 686 00:50:26,520 --> 00:50:28,000 There was no reason for that. 687 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:35,620 You just destroyed what could have been the population of the man chicken and... 688 00:50:35,870 --> 00:50:36,870 You fuck you! 689 00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:39,400 Let me look at my heart right here. 690 00:50:39,864 --> 00:50:40,864 Oh, your art. 691 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:42,360 OK, yeah, it's real fucking funny. 692 00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:44,120 Oh, look at that. 693 00:50:44,374 --> 00:50:45,374 Yeah, just... 694 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,960 I'm proud of that. 695 00:50:47,140 --> 00:50:50,420 That's the most productive thing we have done since we've been out here. 696 00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,380 Yeah, just keep recording yourself being a dick. 697 00:50:52,460 --> 00:50:53,460 I will. 698 00:50:53,614 --> 00:50:54,500 Yeah, you are. 699 00:50:54,620 --> 00:50:55,260 Because what you're doing is doing. 700 00:50:55,390 --> 00:50:56,020 You're being a dick. 701 00:50:56,334 --> 00:50:57,400 You're just being negative. 702 00:50:57,424 --> 00:50:58,424 And you know what? 703 00:50:58,980 --> 00:51:02,080 All this negativity and shit talking to me, you're going to me. 704 00:51:02,081 --> 00:51:03,126 You're going to regret it one day. 705 00:51:03,150 --> 00:51:04,440 You're going to regret it. 706 00:51:13,890 --> 00:51:15,570 Listen, do I think it's real? 707 00:51:16,270 --> 00:51:17,270 No, absolutely not. 708 00:51:17,854 --> 00:51:20,572 But I can tell you that a lot of my girlfriends 709 00:51:20,584 --> 00:51:22,850 who read Bigfoot porn are hoping it is. 710 00:51:23,214 --> 00:51:27,130 Of course the idea of man chicken is preposterous. 711 00:51:29,950 --> 00:51:33,486 Basic biology will tell you that man being a mammal and chicken being 712 00:51:33,498 --> 00:51:37,150 a bird, they cannot interbreed, so such a creature would be impossible. 713 00:51:38,814 --> 00:51:39,970 My name is a good joke. 714 00:51:40,570 --> 00:51:42,810 What do you get when you cross a horse and a duck? 715 00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:45,970 Nothing because they can't do bleed. 716 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:46,790 Ha ha ha! 717 00:51:47,290 --> 00:51:48,290 Okay, whatever. 718 00:51:48,494 --> 00:51:49,130 It doesn't matter. 719 00:51:49,350 --> 00:51:50,350 It's not real. 720 00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:55,193 I mean, everyone was talking about it after all those teenagers had that 721 00:51:55,205 --> 00:51:59,120 really good, you know, I mean, after I smoke anything like that, I... 722 00:52:06,950 --> 00:52:10,126 I mean, after someone would partake in an adult, you know, I mean, after 723 00:52:10,138 --> 00:52:13,150 I mean, I mean, after I mean, I've never done it so I wouldn't know. 724 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:15,450 A man chicken. 725 00:52:16,330 --> 00:52:17,470 A man chicken. 726 00:52:17,924 --> 00:52:19,550 That doesn't make any sense. 727 00:52:20,670 --> 00:52:21,970 It's absolutely fucking stupid. 728 00:52:23,085 --> 00:52:25,959 And if you believe in that, you must have 729 00:52:25,971 --> 00:52:29,070 the tiniest micro penis in the entire world. 730 00:52:35,690 --> 00:52:36,690 What the hell? 731 00:52:58,060 --> 00:52:59,060 now. 732 00:52:59,694 --> 00:53:02,780 I'm tired of entertaining this delusion of yours. 733 00:53:03,394 --> 00:53:04,960 There is no such thing as Man Chicken. 734 00:53:05,564 --> 00:53:08,800 So you need to get your life together and do it far away from me. 735 00:53:09,634 --> 00:53:10,860 Because I'm done with this. 736 00:53:11,575 --> 00:53:14,640 So when we get back, your ass is out. 737 00:53:15,780 --> 00:53:16,780 Just I'm done. 738 00:53:31,774 --> 00:53:35,360 Jeff, where did you go this time? 739 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,340 Your ass is out. 740 00:53:37,341 --> 00:53:38,341 Damn it, Jeff! 741 00:53:41,790 --> 00:53:42,990 What the hell was that? 742 00:53:43,334 --> 00:53:44,334 Jeff? 743 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,760 Jack! 744 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,160 Jack! 745 00:53:52,670 --> 00:53:56,270 Oh my God just get this camera off me. 746 00:53:58,670 --> 00:53:59,670 Matt! 747 00:54:04,550 --> 00:54:04,750 Yeah! 748 00:54:04,910 --> 00:54:08,850 Where do you go? 749 00:54:09,599 --> 00:54:11,030 God damn it, Jeff! 750 00:54:36,740 --> 00:54:40,080 Yeah, God damn, how do I keep losing this guy? 751 00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:42,020 He's in crutches, for God's sakes. 752 00:54:45,810 --> 00:54:46,810 Can't get to there. 753 00:54:49,270 --> 00:54:50,270 God, 754 00:54:53,570 --> 00:54:55,710 branches, for God's sakes. 755 00:54:55,711 --> 00:55:00,010 Can't get there. 756 00:55:04,690 --> 00:55:12,110 All right. 757 00:55:12,111 --> 00:55:13,111 All right. 758 00:55:14,010 --> 00:55:15,310 Jeff ran off again. 759 00:55:17,139 --> 00:55:18,210 Can't find him. 760 00:55:20,090 --> 00:55:21,570 Okay, where did you go, Jeff? 761 00:55:23,670 --> 00:55:24,670 Where did you go? 762 00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:26,570 Oh, there you are. 763 00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:28,590 Jeff. 764 00:55:31,134 --> 00:55:31,770 What are you doing? 765 00:55:31,950 --> 00:55:33,456 You're just laying in the middle of the trail? 766 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:34,480 What are you doing?? 767 00:55:35,870 --> 00:55:37,090 Just leave you here to die. 768 00:55:38,850 --> 00:55:40,530 You're being really weird. 769 00:55:41,230 --> 00:55:45,830 Just look at, why is your, you have your face all covered and everything. 770 00:55:45,831 --> 00:55:46,831 Don't touch me. 771 00:55:47,924 --> 00:55:49,390 Why are you covered up like that? 772 00:55:49,470 --> 00:55:49,850 What are you? 773 00:55:49,950 --> 00:55:50,230 What's wrong? 774 00:55:50,270 --> 00:55:52,110 Because I don't want to see the world anymore. 775 00:55:52,225 --> 00:55:53,825 You don't want to see the world anymore. 776 00:55:53,890 --> 00:55:54,930 You're being really weird. 777 00:55:55,615 --> 00:55:56,615 What's the point? 778 00:55:56,955 --> 00:55:57,955 What's the point? 779 00:55:58,590 --> 00:55:59,590 Yeah, what's the point? 780 00:56:00,690 --> 00:56:00,830 Yeah, what's the point? 781 00:56:01,410 --> 00:56:02,890 My girlfriend left me. 782 00:56:03,814 --> 00:56:04,814 I have no money. 783 00:56:06,334 --> 00:56:07,790 My own brother thinks I'm a loser. 784 00:56:08,515 --> 00:56:10,150 Well, you're not wrong there. 785 00:56:10,550 --> 00:56:10,730 Oh, thanks. 786 00:56:11,330 --> 00:56:11,330 Yeah. 787 00:56:11,430 --> 00:56:12,790 We just... 788 00:56:13,965 --> 00:56:14,870 What's the point anymore? 789 00:56:14,964 --> 00:56:15,964 It's just... 790 00:56:17,770 --> 00:56:19,250 Nobody believes me about anything. 791 00:56:19,610 --> 00:56:20,610 It's just... 792 00:56:23,330 --> 00:56:24,310 It's really hard. 793 00:56:24,349 --> 00:56:25,890 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 794 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:28,310 You don't feel like that man. 795 00:56:30,650 --> 00:56:34,308 Just... I know I'm hard on you at times, and I still 796 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,770 don't believe in this man-chicken thing, but... 797 00:56:38,515 --> 00:56:39,770 You're my brother man. 798 00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:43,260 Just, I can't have you laying on the ground like this. 799 00:56:53,550 --> 00:56:58,398 Just, I can't, I can't just leave you like this, just, just, come on, get up, just like we can, we can still look around, 800 00:56:58,410 --> 00:57:03,190 just we can look around for a bit longer, see if we can find him, because I'm willing to do that much for you, come on. 801 00:57:03,790 --> 00:57:04,790 Really? 802 00:57:05,890 --> 00:57:06,890 Yes, really. 803 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:12,720 Is he going to get up? 804 00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,040 Is he going to get up? 805 00:57:14,999 --> 00:57:16,340 I have to poop again. 806 00:57:17,580 --> 00:57:18,776 All right, watch over the dog here. 807 00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:20,040 I don't want you to trip on it. 808 00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:23,420 Whatever. 809 00:57:25,624 --> 00:57:27,000 Man, you got to keep your head up. 810 00:57:27,579 --> 00:57:31,560 Just, I know we didn't find man chicken out here like you were wanting to. 811 00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:33,680 But hey, that's okay. 812 00:57:34,725 --> 00:57:39,080 You got to think of this forest like a needle in a haystack, right? 813 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:41,960 Like it's nearly impossible to find. 814 00:57:47,254 --> 00:57:48,640 You got a point there. 815 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:50,800 It's... 816 00:57:50,950 --> 00:57:52,310 Yeah, this is a pretty big forest. 817 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:56,740 Maybe I just overhiked myself a bit, you know, it's... 818 00:58:00,365 --> 00:58:04,640 I guess it would be kind of impossible to find... 819 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:07,984 Oh my god. 820 00:58:10,260 --> 00:58:11,300 The man chicken. 821 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,720 The chicken. 822 00:58:15,570 --> 00:58:16,810 What the fuck? 823 00:58:19,210 --> 00:58:20,650 I've fucking told you. 824 00:58:21,190 --> 00:58:22,190 I fucking told you. 825 00:58:23,130 --> 00:58:24,450 Aye, calm down, calm down. 826 00:58:24,570 --> 00:58:25,650 Come to, fuck you! 827 00:58:25,950 --> 00:58:26,430 Hey hey! 828 00:58:26,431 --> 00:58:27,590 This is the bad chicken! 829 00:58:28,190 --> 00:58:29,890 And I found... 830 00:58:29,990 --> 00:58:31,110 Oh, I'm going to be so rich. 831 00:58:31,170 --> 00:58:32,890 I would buy a pool, I would buy two poles. 832 00:58:33,794 --> 00:58:35,490 I was right, and you were wrong. 833 00:58:42,570 --> 00:58:43,730 and dig in. 834 00:58:44,510 --> 00:58:45,030 Fuck you mom! 835 00:58:45,390 --> 00:58:47,390 I was right and you were wrong! 836 00:58:48,670 --> 00:58:49,670 God! 837 00:58:50,950 --> 00:58:51,950 Max! 838 00:58:52,650 --> 00:58:53,650 You're all right? 839 00:58:53,810 --> 00:58:54,810 Yeah, just... 840 00:58:55,230 --> 00:58:58,090 I'm caught in a thorn bush, I think, my hood's stuck too. 841 00:58:58,690 --> 00:59:00,330 Okay, uh, you would deal with that. 842 00:59:00,805 --> 00:59:04,030 I'm going to go after the handshake and make sure... What do you deal with, help me? 843 00:59:04,910 --> 00:59:05,910 I'm stuck! 844 00:59:24,330 --> 00:59:25,330 Jeff! 845 00:59:26,510 --> 00:59:27,510 Jeff, where'd you go? 846 00:59:30,090 --> 00:59:31,550 I guess I'll go this way. 847 00:59:31,551 --> 00:59:33,150 I guess I'll go this way. 848 00:59:34,110 --> 00:59:35,770 See if I can find him. 849 00:59:37,770 --> 00:59:38,770 Jeff, wait up! 850 00:59:40,530 --> 00:59:42,550 God damn it, Jeff, I'm getting stuck again. 851 00:59:45,170 --> 00:59:46,170 I'll be there a bit! 852 00:59:52,090 --> 00:59:59,710 Jeff, Jeff? 853 00:59:59,830 --> 01:00:00,830 Jeff! 854 01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:02,550 Oh my God. 855 01:00:04,370 --> 01:00:06,130 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 856 01:00:06,790 --> 01:00:07,790 Jeff! 857 01:00:28,830 --> 01:00:31,890 Yeah, where is he? 858 01:00:48,550 --> 01:00:50,090 I can't find my way to you! 859 01:00:50,091 --> 01:00:52,470 I can't find my way to you! 860 01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:03,970 Ah, what the fuck? 861 01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:24,360 Oh, shit. 862 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:25,920 Oh, fuck. 863 01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:32,420 Oh, shit. 864 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:35,100 Holy shit. 865 01:01:36,340 --> 01:01:38,060 It actually is a fucking man chicken. 866 01:01:38,540 --> 01:01:39,540 Shit. 867 01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:49,450 Oh my God. 868 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:17,060 Oh shit. 869 01:02:27,850 --> 01:02:28,770 Oh! 870 01:02:28,870 --> 01:02:33,770 Oh shit! 871 01:02:34,530 --> 01:02:34,570 Oh shit! 872 01:02:34,571 --> 01:02:34,850 Oh shit! 873 01:02:34,870 --> 01:02:35,870 Oh shit! 874 01:02:44,950 --> 01:02:46,350 Oh shit. 875 01:02:49,150 --> 01:02:49,870 Oh! 876 01:02:49,871 --> 01:02:50,250 Oh! 877 01:02:50,251 --> 01:02:50,330 Oh! 878 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:51,070 Oh! 879 01:02:51,071 --> 01:02:51,190 Oh! 880 01:02:51,191 --> 01:02:51,850 Oh, shit! 881 01:02:52,050 --> 01:02:56,570 Oh, shit! 882 01:03:33,670 --> 01:03:34,790 Oh shit. 883 01:03:35,690 --> 01:03:36,690 You're still coming. 884 01:03:43,600 --> 01:03:44,530 Just…One!can! 885 01:03:44,531 --> 01:03:46,550 It's still coming! 886 01:03:46,551 --> 01:03:48,798 Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, 887 01:03:48,810 --> 01:03:51,111 when, tell me, talk about, time, following, time alright. 888 01:03:51,154 --> 01:03:52,210 Hold on. 889 01:03:52,211 --> 01:03:54,990 hold on whe, whongs., I need a breathe there man. 890 01:04:03,470 --> 01:04:04,830 You're on 891 01:04:07,930 --> 01:04:08,930 track or something? 892 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:13,970 Gee, you're on track or something? 893 01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:16,770 Oh, damn. 894 01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,480 Man, I was not expecting to run into you today. 895 01:04:39,435 --> 01:04:43,070 Okay, I think I'm good. 896 01:04:43,090 --> 01:04:44,090 Are you good? 897 01:04:44,279 --> 01:04:46,410 All right, let's continue. 898 01:04:54,170 --> 01:04:55,410 Yeah. 899 01:04:59,340 --> 01:05:00,880 Oh shit! 900 01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:02,860 Oh shit! 901 01:05:03,340 --> 01:05:03,340 Oh shit! 902 01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,480 Oh shit! 903 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:21,980 Oh shit! 904 01:05:54,304 --> 01:05:56,110 Oh shit! 905 01:06:04,570 --> 01:06:05,610 No, 906 01:06:09,710 --> 01:06:10,710 no! 907 01:06:12,470 --> 01:06:13,470 No, wait! 908 01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:15,970 No, wait! 909 01:06:18,794 --> 01:06:24,550 Did you get him? 910 01:06:24,930 --> 01:06:26,230 Gaa! 911 01:06:29,470 --> 01:06:30,670 Oh! 912 01:06:43,450 --> 01:06:44,450 Oh! 913 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:57,850 It took you long enough. 914 01:07:58,009 --> 01:07:59,550 It's freezing out of here. 915 01:08:04,900 --> 01:08:06,060 All right, give me a hand up. 916 01:08:11,890 --> 01:08:15,100 I'm going to... At 917 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:23,840 least it's over now. 918 01:08:24,335 --> 01:08:26,790 I can finally take this thing off. 919 01:08:27,355 --> 01:08:28,750 Get you out of the mother-fucker. 920 01:08:34,080 --> 01:08:35,080 There we go. 921 01:08:35,859 --> 01:08:36,279 You know how hard it is over now.. 922 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:38,600 to keep this thing hidden all day. 923 01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:43,479 There we go. 924 01:08:46,970 --> 01:08:48,760 I will say though this was a good touch. 925 01:08:50,365 --> 01:08:54,160 I mean, I was against it at first, but it worked. 926 01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:56,960 Oh well. 927 01:08:57,680 --> 01:08:58,680 That's that. 928 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:01,500 Oh, God. 929 01:09:04,540 --> 01:09:05,540 What? 930 01:09:07,180 --> 01:09:08,279 Oh, oh, shit, right. 931 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,740 Of course, yeah, all right. 932 01:09:09,741 --> 01:09:10,821 Of course, yeah, all right. 933 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,720 Uh, yeah, here, hold up. 934 01:09:19,305 --> 01:09:20,305 Let's see here. 935 01:09:32,270 --> 01:09:33,270 All 936 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:50,750 right, let's see here. 937 01:09:54,910 --> 01:09:58,090 I'm going to say it's kind of a relief. 938 01:10:01,605 --> 01:10:02,605 All right. 939 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:12,250 Home is that way. 940 01:10:13,010 --> 01:10:14,010 All right. 941 01:10:14,430 --> 01:10:15,430 Let's get out of here. 942 01:10:16,755 --> 01:10:17,755 God, it's cold. 943 01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:32,063 You know, I, uh, you know I, uh, I gotta say it's kind of a relief to uh, uh, I'm 944 01:10:32,075 --> 01:10:36,100 going to say it's kind of a relief to uh, uh, finally have that assful in my life. 945 01:10:36,300 --> 01:10:43,460 Like, after all the years of mental abuse and... 946 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,040 Well, it's cathartic, to say the least. 947 01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:54,380 It's, uh... Yeah, it's really nice to be able to move on with my life. 948 01:10:57,200 --> 01:10:59,280 And... You know, I, uh... 949 01:11:00,275 --> 01:11:02,960 I still can't believe he actually fell for it. 950 01:11:04,100 --> 01:11:05,660 I mean, I mean, people know that I'm... 951 01:11:12,040 --> 01:11:16,208 really into conspiracy theories like like Bigfoot yeah that's that's real like don't even trying to bait 952 01:11:16,220 --> 01:11:20,280 me on that but uh like man chicken like I can't believe he actually thought I believed in manchicken. 953 01:11:21,165 --> 01:11:23,682 It's like, of course there's no manchicken, it's just 954 01:11:23,694 --> 01:11:26,080 a stupid legend that these rednecks out here made. 955 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,200 It's complete bullshit. 956 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:34,533 It's like, how would, no, I mean that one's stupid, 957 01:11:34,545 --> 01:11:38,060 like, geez, there's no such thing as a manchicken. 958 01:11:38,220 --> 01:11:39,220 It's like, 959 01:11:44,330 --> 01:11:45,330 did you hear that? 960 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,640 I'm just fucking with you. 961 01:11:55,641 --> 01:11:56,681 I'm just fucking with you. 962 01:11:57,190 --> 01:11:58,740 Ah, there's nothing out here. 963 01:11:59,445 --> 01:12:00,605 Yeah, come on, look out here. 964 01:12:00,700 --> 01:12:01,700 It's cold as fuck. 965 01:12:02,320 --> 01:12:03,320 Geez. 966 01:12:08,070 --> 01:12:09,270 Wait, are you still recording? 967 01:12:22,660 --> 01:12:30,660 I'm going to kill you for all that bitchen. 968 01:12:37,300 --> 01:12:38,300 Long. 969 01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:43,180 I've just sent him a breathing plane, and talking about him up at their hands. 970 01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,300 It makes you in the back when he doesn't stand. 971 01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:47,020 And you rest her up with the middle cane. 972 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:50,100 Run away to the woods far away from the beach. 973 01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,240 Will you stop like you believe you should? 974 01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:55,280 No, it's a record face off of my ass with it. 975 01:12:55,500 --> 01:12:56,500 I'm a girlfriend kissing. 976 01:12:57,240 --> 01:12:58,160 What you do to him? 977 01:12:58,161 --> 01:12:59,401 Mitch, you must have missed it. 978 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:05,700 Let's go further, take you on the burner. 979 01:13:05,860 --> 01:13:07,540 Manch, have you got more people to murder. 980 01:14:06,370 --> 01:14:10,030 A summer night in a farm in town in 1999. 981 01:14:10,770 --> 01:14:14,370 Old Peter Fowl and his pals were having a gay old time. 982 01:14:14,770 --> 01:14:18,410 They played a game of poker and stripped down to their wares. 983 01:14:18,750 --> 01:14:23,110 We swear they were all head of rote twos for love in the air. 984 01:14:26,690 --> 01:14:30,678 He knew something weren't right, but he never 985 01:14:30,690 --> 01:14:34,690 could have known what awaited him that night. 986 01:14:36,290 --> 01:14:40,350 He went on on the bay, but the bedroom door was locked. 987 01:14:40,990 --> 01:14:42,750 He pushed and shoved till it came down. 988 01:14:42,930 --> 01:14:45,570 She was making love to the rooster. 989 01:15:04,570 --> 01:15:08,610 Then he went out to the coop and then did all the chickens' lies. 990 01:15:08,950 --> 01:15:12,570 He killed that rooster, master, and all the other hens. 991 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:17,830 Then he fled into the forest and devoured his chicken friends. 992 01:15:20,490 --> 01:15:24,350 At least that's what the legend says, and this is why I'm picking. 993 01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:30,390 His Peter fouls the button and or is he the magic in? 994 01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:48,230 Hi this is filmmaker Jesse Heizel and you just watched Manchicken. 995 01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:51,115 Now I'm sure there's going to be some people out 996 01:15:51,127 --> 01:15:53,146 there who didn't really like this movie very much. 997 01:15:53,170 --> 01:15:55,570 But uh, think about it. 998 01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:58,110 You just watched a movie called Manchicken. 999 01:15:59,915 --> 01:16:01,715 You knew what you were getting yourself into.